"crap photography is all around, you know it, i know it. it's like we're living in the matrix, man, or rather we were, and there's all these people out there, wandering around, believing that a mottled blue background and 2 equidistant strobes do a good photo make. (exactly like in the matrix).
this makes me want to take to them with a significant cache of machine guns. these dodgy photographers all make money, of course, but there are only so many principles i can sell out on in the time available to me on this earth."

-r.m.
photographer/weapons manufacturer/conceited barstard